- Larry: That's the bigger problem with this whole thing: she fucked a woman. So what, is she... is she gay now?
- Piper's brother: I don't know about "now", I just think that she is what she is, man.
- Larry: Which is what, exactly?
- Piper's brother: I'm gonna go ahead and guess that one of the issues here is your need to say that a person is "exactly" anything.
Like I want a snake to name Salazar, a pair of any creature to name Artemis and Apollo, another pair to name Vega and Altair, a grey animal (probably a cat because cats) to name Imogene, when I get a calico I’ll probably name her Andria because La Dispute, or if it’s a boy I’ll name him Algernon…. Will also need members of the family to be named Ovid, Cicero, and Vergil
my boyfriend thinks he’s funny hahaha